Bert Kreischer Net Worth

Bert Kreischer Net Worth: Bert Kreischer is an American stand-up comedian and reality TV host who has a net worth of $5 million. Bert Kreischer a.k.a. The Machine has hosted the FX shows Hurt Bert and Bert the Conqueror, as well as the Travel Channel.

In addition to being a comedian, he is also a podcaster, actor, and TV producer. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast, and the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comic stars, and Bert with Bill Burr.

He appeared in The Machine, a comedic film about his life and career. He was featured in ‘Rolling Stone’ in 1997 as “the top partier” at Florida State University, the “top party school in the US.”

It was while still in his sixth year of college, as a member of the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity. Van Wilder was inspired by the story in ‘Rolling Stone.’ He is widely regarded as one of the most talented comedians in the industry.

Bert Kreischer’s Net Worth (2024)

Net Worth:$5 Million
Age:52 Years Old
Country:United States of America
Born:3 November 1972
Salary (Annual):$500 Thousand Per Year
Last Updated2024

Bert Kreischer‘s Net Worth Growth

Net Worth in 2024$5 Million
Net Worth in 2023$2.8 Million
Net Worth in 2022$2.2 Million
Net Worth in 2021$2 Million
Net Worth in 2020$1.5 Million

Early Life

Albert Kreischer Jr. was born in St. Petersburg, Florida, on November 3, 1972, and grew up in Tampa. His mother worked as a child development specialist, while his father was a real estate attorney.

He went to a private Jesuit high school before transferring to Florida State University (FSU). Kreischer was a member of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity and majored in English.

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After a recording of one of his shows was forwarded to a talent agency, Kreischer moved to New York City to study stand-up comedy. At the now-defunct Boston Comedy Club, Kreischer handled the door.

Will Smith’s Production Company offered Kreischer a sitcom deal five months after he moved to New York City to seek a career in comedy. He visited amusement parks and other entertainment venues.

It was around the United States to experience exhilarating rides and events when he was featured on Bert the Conqueror. He also acted in Life with David J. Nash, a television pilot based on Nash’s life, in 2001.

His most well-known stories include how he supposedly gained the nickname “The Machine” and how, while on a college vacation to Russia, he unwittingly assisted the Russian mafia in robbing a train.

Kreischer has been on Late Show with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Conan as a stand-up comedian. From 2011 to 2015, he was a regular guest on Rachael Ray.

Bert Kreischer Net Worth and Salary
Bert Kreischer Net Worth and Salary

In 2004, one of his pieces was featured in an episode of Comedy Central’s animated series Shorties Watchin’ Shorties. Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb, his debut comedy special, premiered on Comedy Central in 2009.

He starred in Showtime’s The Machine in 2016 and Comedy Central’s This Is Not Happening in 2017. Kreisher released Bert Kreischters: Secret Time on Netflix in 2018, followed by a comedy special called Hey Big Boy in 2020.

Bert Kreischer co-hosts the 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast with Tom Segura and the Bill and Bert podcast with Bill Burr, as well as producing and hosting Bertcast, a weekly comedic podcast on the All-Things Comedy network.

Bert Kreischer has also appeared on WTF with Marc Maron’s H3 Podcast, Your Mom’s House, The Joe Rogan Experience, and Doug Benson’s Doug Loves Movies, among other shows.

Bert has also hosted FX’s The X-Show and appeared on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, and VH-1’s Nevermind the Buzzcocks. In addition, in 2014, Kreischer published a book titled, Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child.


NameBert Kreischer
Net Worth$5 Million
Age52 Years Old
Height(1.77 m)
Weight86KG (Approx)
ProfessionStand-Up Comedian
Date Of BirthNovember 3, 1972
BirthplaceSt. Petersburg, Florida
Income$500 Thousand (Annual)
SpouseLeeAnn Kreischer

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Personal Life

Kreischer is married to LeeAnn and has two kids, Georgia and Ila. The couple and their two daughters currently reside in Los Angeles, California. Kreischer is known for his outrageous and often embarrassing stories.


In 2010, Kreischer purchased a 1,426 sqft home for $529,000 in Los Angeles with two bedrooms and one bathroom. Due to improvements and gentrification in the neighborhood, the house is now likely worth more than a million dollars.

Bert Kreischer’s Net Worth

Bert Kreischer charges between $10,000 to $20,000 per show and his total net worth is estimated to be $5 million as of 2024. He earns additional money through sponsorship deals on his broadcasts and social media as a result of his popularity.

Each post earns him around $1,500. He generates revenue via stand-up comedy gigs, television shows, host appearances, films, podcasting projects, and a variety of other sources.

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